Thursday, July 30, 2009

Jetsons Stories

When Bill and Joe hired me to supervise layouts on some new Jetsons in 1984, I naively thought they might let me write some stories too, so I gave these to someone who patted me on the head and said, "Aw how cute, a cartoonist who wants to write cartoons."
Boy there are some dated stories there that make fun of long gone sitcoms.
Here's my favorite with crummy breakfast scribbles
JOURNEY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE POLE
Elroy and a playmate look down over the precipice of their apt building and ponder the unknown and unexplored.
Elroy's young and still forming synapses blister with curiosity.
He convinces the the brood to slide down the 17 mile long pole to find out what's down there.
Primitive man awaits.
The end

more scribbles here:

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2009/07/jetsons-scribbles.html

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Perry Gunite

Does anyone remember Perry Gunite from the first season of the Flintstones? I love that character! The cool detective with Cary Grant's voice, a funny walk who was always surrounded by hot chicks?


In 1985 Bill Hanna told me I could have any job I wanted in the whole studio, so I said "Bill, I would like the same opportunity that Fred Quimby gave you and Joe back in 1939. The opportunity to write and direct my own cartoons without any interference from story editors or department heads. I want to have all the creative work done by cartoonists and I want to use a character you created from the Flintstones. I want to do this the old way - the way you guys did it that won you so much love and awards and fame in the first place!"

Bill jumped out of his seat and smashed his fist on his desk. "Damn right!! That's the way to do it! Like we used to do!" Then he switched on his intercom and called the head of the writing department:"Jeannie, get in here. John has a great idea he wants to tell you about!"

Then Jean McCurdy (sp?) skulked in, her tail between her legs. "Hello Mr. Hanna."

Bill was beaming. "Sit down Jeannie. You know John here don't you?"

She shot me a less than friendly glance and squeezed out "Yes, Mr. Hanna, between her gritted teeth."

Then Bill leaned in real close to her and said, "John has a great idea and I want him to tell it to you. Go ahead John."


I cracked out..."Uh...well, you see Jean, I wanna do a cartoon series the old way, without scripts and have all the artists write the stories on storyboards like Bill and Joe did ."
Bill's eyes lit up and he practically sat in Jean's lap with glee. "Well what do you think of that idea, Jeannie?" He wiggled his eyes at her.

She squinted and swallowed hard and gurgled, "I think it's a great idea Mr. Hanna."

Bill said "I knew you'd like it! Yeah John wants to make the cartoons himself! Without having to run it through your department! Well you can go now. I just wanted to be sure you'd approve!"


Jean scurried out of the room and Bill shook my hand with great vigor.

"John, you bring me your ideas anytime. I haven't had this much fun in years!"


So he set me up in a trailor in the parking lot and let me hire Mary Fitzgerald to work with. We did a presentation with some art and wrote some stories. Charlie Howell - one of the writers in Jean's department who was a friend of mine contributed too. And so did Tom Minton. It was fun for the whole 2 weeks it lasted!Please excuse my 1985 pitch-writing style above. God, so cheesy, but that's how I thought you had to sell stuff then.

This last story is actually written in much more detail somewhere. I'll have to dig it up.

tomorrow maybe:
Jetson stories

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Phone Doodles


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Romantic Weekend With The Smiths

continued from
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2009/05/new-ranger-smith-story.html

Ranger Smith has been away on duty for 10 years and hasn't seen his beautiful wife in all that time. He arives at his abode of love on furlough, armed with flowers, candies and a heart bigger than Jellystone Park
the door opens and there's Wifey, all romantic and aching for her husband's long awaited embrace.
"Jebediah! Jebediah Smith! It's you , it's you! and you haven't changed a bit, oh my little Brad Pitt! My Anderson Cooper! My Regis Philbin! I've waited so long and have remained pure! I'm all yours and yours alone! Every inch of me is for you LambCake!" She grabs him by his gorgeous face and yanks her dreamboat inside.
10 years has made a few changes in her appearance, but she is as amorous as ever. She hurtles onto the couch as springs groan, rip through the sweat-stained fabric and fly everywhere. She cradles her darling husband in her loving gobs of flesh. She wants to spend the whole weekend playing kissy kissy, Spin The Pastrami, ticklepuss and Twister. Between kisses and tickling, she scoops up meaty handfuls of tasty candies and chocolates and inhales them into her love starved maw. Melted chocolate drips though her pointy fingers and she paints Jebediah with brown kisses.
She takes a break from kissy games and goes to the bathroom to sweeten up. "Lovemaking makes me sweat! Hee hee hee hee hee." Her armpit razor looks up and sees the job he has to perform and panics. He makes a run for it, but she dives on him and shoves him under her pheromone producing glands and clicks his on switch. Stubble flies out as we hear screaming and begging for mercy...

Meanwhile the memory of Yogi stealing picnic baskets is starting to look god to Jebediah. He looks for a door or window to escape from, but they are all nailed shut. Each nail is stabbed through a valentine. He starts to panic. "I know! I'll call Boo Boo! He'll know what to do!"

well I guess I'll save the rest for if I ever make this cartoon.
What do you think? Would you watch it?

Should I add a moral? Like it's not how fat you are that's important in a relationship, but it's how many scampering animals are frightened of you?

http://uncleeddiestheorycorner.blogspot.com/2009/05/should-cartoons-end-with-message.html

Friday, May 29, 2009

Ranger Pizza Doodles





Boo Boo

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

some more Ranger Smith sketches and an idea for a story

Monday, May 25, 2009

Quick Draw Show Wrong Colors

Inked by Kali

Friday, May 22, 2009

George and Friends



I'll add some more later today.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Flintstone Phone Doodles



Monday, May 18, 2009

Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks

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