Jinks is working out.
He stops the treadmill and wipes sweat off his brow.
Jinks tells us how important it is to replenish your system with nutrients after a hard workout.
He displays a double pack of Meeces Pieces.
...tears off the wrapper. "You know, uh, rodents are chock fulla protein and like complex aminos, man. - the more primitive the life-form, the more protee-ins."
He has a dried Pixie. "Eh hyeh hyeh. Yeah, I know. It looks all shriveled-up-like a little mouse-prune! No problem..."
"Just moisten and voila! They spring back to their juicy meaty origins, like, you know."
Uh, just so you know, dese guys are full of electro-type-lytes to replenish your anemic like bloodstream. Heeey...I can feel my energy supply filling up the old gas tank awready."
Boo Boo wants to try one. "My energy stores have been depleted too, Sir."
Jinks: "Call me Jinksie. Here ya go fat boy. Try one-a-these."
Sluuuuuurp!
Boo Boo tells Dixie "You taste nasty."Dixie: "Yeah, but I'm good for you!"
Jinks: "That's right. They are real good for you-even if they do taste like, you know - "craaap" as he so crassly puts it."
Jinks would certainly make a great salesman for any company. You draw him just like in the original cartoons!
ReplyDeleteHa! I love these HB advertising doodles. Heck, I'd buy whatever products they're shilling.
ReplyDeleteEven if it is protein packed-shriveled rats!
Oh, man...what a delight! Jinks is my favorite classic HB character, and these boards are a ton of fun!
ReplyDeleteI really like that you throw together HB characters like they used to in the commercials. Their chemistries all seem to mix well without just being thrown together for the sake of lots of characters.
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